The Headless Saint

A couple of days ago was the feast day of Saint Denis. Here's a statue of him from the facade of the lovely Notre Dame:

Yes, I know his head seems to be in the wrong location. This is because he was beheaded. But why is he shown holding his head? St. Paul was also beheaded, but he's never been depicted like this. 

Well, that's because Saint Denis was a badass.

According to legend, Saint Denis (after his beheading) carried his decapitated head. For six miles. Uphill. He preached a sermon the entire time too, which must of been pretty persuasive, considering that it was coming from the mouth of someone holding his own head...

In any case, he's now the Patron Saint of Paris, the town that had a love affair with the guillotine. Ironic, isn't it?

You can thank me now that I've given you your Halloween costume (Or not).

Sincerely,

The Bigot

P.S. Today is the beginning of the Year of Faith! Here's the sermon that the Pope preached today.

      And here's some plenary indulgences that the Holy See is issuing as special stuff for this year as well.

I NEED NATURE!!!!!!

When I was younger, my family took me to places all over America. Places that look like this:

And like this:

And now, every year, I have hiking withdrawal... I have it bad right now... (bonus points if you can guess these locations).

I'll have a longer post up soon.

Sincerely,

The Bigot

St. Francis: NOT A STUPID HIPPIE!!!!

A lot of people feel that St. Francis is the patron Saint of hippies, cute fuzzy animals, and Catholics that never attend mass. But he was not a hippie. Those who believe so are stupid. He was a real Saint, and followed the teachings of the Church.
So stop.
He's not a hippie.

Sincerely,
The Bigot